AMERICAN PSYCHO MORNING GROOMING ROUTINE

Products based on the iconic movie, no persons were actually harmed.

Remember that scene from the beginning of American Psycho when dapper Ferrvor Man, Patrick Bateman, narrates his morning routine? Christian Bale’s character talks you through his entire morning grooming ritual from wearing his chilled gel face mask to the honey almond body scrub he uses every morning in the shower. Well, we were feeling a little dangerous today and decided to create a list of similar products based off of Bateman’s regimen and where to purchase them so you too can look like a ridiculously wealthy investment banker living in Manhattan, but without actually being a psycho.

 

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  1. EYE GAL MASK – Menscience’s Eye Gel Mask
  2. DEEP PORE CLEANSING LOTION –  Kiehl’s Rare Earth Deep Pore Daily Cleanser
  3. WATER ACTIVATED GEL CLEANSER –  Kiehl’s Facial Fuel Energizing Face Wash
  4. HONEY ALMOND BODY SCRUB – L’Occitane’s Almond Shower scrub
  5. EXFOLIATOR GEL SCRUB – NuBo’s Bio Electric Buff
  6. HERB MINT FACIAL MASK – Anthony Logistics Deep Pore Cleansing Clay
  7. NO ALCOHOL AFTER SHAVE – The Art of Shaving Unscented After-Shave Balm
  8. MOISTURIZER – Baxter of California Oil Free Moisturiser
  9. ANTI AGING EYE BALM – Max LS Instand Eye Life
  10. FINAL MOSITURIZING PROTECTIVE LOTION – Nivea for Men, Lotion

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