March is all about the spondulicks. That’s cash money in case you didn’t know. This week we’re bringing you topics ranging from moneymakers to St. Patrick’s Day. Here’s this week’s Around the Web. Go Green or Go Home.

1. A new Macbook is coming soon and Apple never fails to bring back their products even thinner, and faster than before. This $1,599 device will be coming in new colors like silver, gold and space grey. Choose wisely.

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2. 50 Cent’s two-year old son receives a whopping $700k modeling contract from Kidz Safe. Looks like he won’t be needing any allowances from his rapperfather anytime soon.

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3. Ireland gears up to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with a festival lasting from March 14th to the 17th. So if you’re in Dublin over the weekend, you’re sure to make your trip worthwhile with the endless amount of festivities.

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4. In NFL news, veteran linebacker, Patrick Willis, announces his early retirement from the 49ers, while the teams all-time rusher, Frank Gore signs his way to Indianapolis. What moves will the 49ers make this offseason?

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5. Funny man and SNL-Alum,  Andy Samberg, is set to host the 2015 Emmy Awards on FOX, and we cannot wait!

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